In the last 72 hours I’ve seriously reconsidered whether the human race was one of God’s "good ideas" or not. I’ve run into almost every kind of asshole imaginable and some that were up until now, previously uncategorized.

At the spring training game I went to yesterday I ran into two distinct breeds of asshole. The first, was a parent who let their kid pour soda onto our seats right before we sat down in them. Thankfully, her stupid giggle gave it away and we stopped ourselves. The father, some dumb jock looking goof just kind of shrugged it off. So, after I made some sarcastic remark to him about how great the game was starting off to be (because to say anything else would 1) start a fight or 2) get my wife mad at me, we sat down in other seats. There, we ran into some "old" assholes. I jokingly twittered that they were part of the "greatest generation" referring to their age and the fact that they were probably retired military.

I was playing Lord of the Rings Online this weekend as well and discovered the "virtual asshole."

These two came from the guild "Horse Riders of the Riddermark" who invited a bunch of people into an instance run then bailed right at the point they had finished the quests they were working on. The rest of us had to fend for ourselves and alas, died multiple horrific deaths. Thanks guys!

Finally, at the gas station mere moments ago, I had to pull my car in at a weird angle to get around this douche bag in his tractor trailer sized SUV. Rather than him backing out of his spot to get out of the win 7 card stud7 card stud softwarehow to play texas holdem poker,texas poker,texas holdem pokertexas holdem tournament,freeroll texas holdem tournament,atlantic city texas holdem tournamenttexas hold em oddsinternet poker softwaregambling pokervideo poker bettingtexas holdem poker strategy7 card stud rulesonline poker sitevideo poker gamecelebrity pokerpoker tipfree texas holdem poker downloadplay caribbean poker online,best online play poker,play online pokerpoker casino gameonline poker gamecaribbean stud pokervideo poker casinoonline poker tipinternet gambling pokervirtual pokerhow to win at pokermac online pokerno limit texas hold emonline poker softwaretexas holdem poker game,texas holdem tv poker game,texas holdem poker game onlinelimit 7 card studomaha hi lo,hi limit lo omaha play,how to play omaha hi lovideo poker machinepai gow pokerinternet poker sitepoker game downloadpoker software developmentvideo poker strategyonline poker cheatingonline poker cheatfree online poker tightpoker,free online poker no download,free poker onlineonline poker reviewfree online poker gamepoker card gamemultiplayer pokerfree poker moneyfree texas hold emplay poker for funfree online poker tightpokerfree no limit texas holdem,free texas holdem poker site,free texas holdemcard games 7 card studfree online texas holdem game station, he decides to almost scrape the paint off the side of my door, all the while muttering about "how i need to learn how to park" under his breath (which I heard). Oh I need a name for that kind of asshole - hrmm, we’ll call him the small penis asshole who needs an extra larger vehicle to compensate.

 

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